I'm gonna get you!
Maaan... I want this in my garage.
What a cuuute bumper car!? Yes, I'm still crazy about Hello Kitty. Will it go away? Probably not. All you boys who like to make fun of me, go ahead, I'll still love Hello Kitty even when I'm 50 years old. Someday I will go to that SanrioLand in Japan. But then again, I heard its not all that great. I still have to see for myself though.
So over the weekend, I lost my turtle. That thing grew so big that it climbed out of the tank again 'cuz Papapork forgot to cover up the lid (Good one there Porker). So I think the turtle was roaming around for like 2 hours because right when I got home from my bike ride, I hear "Oh my god, he really escaped!". So in search of the missing turtle, it took us about 15-20 minutes to search for him. All around the place, I looked on the floor, turtles eye view... I see nothing. Under the couch, I see nothing. Out in the living room, under the table, the crack under my fridge, the hole by my dishwasher, nothing. Then there is one last place... the big gap besides the refrigerator. I tell Papapork, "He's probably behind that fridge". Papapork goes "Yeh, I bet you he's in there too but I'm not moving the fridge." Oh my god... what a punk... so I made him move it ... and guess what we found?! Ta-da... the turtle way behind the fridge with his head hidden in his shell. He must be hot behind that thing. Hot and dirty full of dust. I slide myself in the small crack and rescued him out. What a brave mom I am. I saved the lost turtle and I don't even like this thing anymore. I think turtles are ugly. I love animals and I do like turtles, I just think they're not a pretty pet. Don't get me wrong, I'm nice to them, I feed them, I just don't wash their stinky tank - that's Papapork's job.
So early this morning, I found something really gross. I found mice poop in my pantry!... yes, mice POOP. YUCK! I'm still grossed out by it. All those droppings lead me to this tiny crack inside the pantry corner. Now I know what that sound is that's coming out from my wall when I'm sitting by my garage door. I thought I heard a mice one time... but I thought it was stuck between my walls. Uggh, I haaate pest problems. Yellow jackets in my backyard and frontyard... now mice in my pantry. I feel so disgusted. Like my house is dirty now or something. I mean, its one thing when you know they're in your garage... but they invaded my pantry!? And those stupid mice ate thru HALF a pack of my ramen noodles too. Can you believe that? ate thru a bag of tea I got from Japan too. Ohhh... I'm sooo gonna get you OUT of my pantry. You just watch it you little mickey mouse. You will NOT invade into MY space. So I stopped by and picked up some mice traps already... so that's my little project for tonight, I just gotta put some bait on it ... and the chase begins. Muuuuaaah.

TURTLE SOUP! TURTLE SOUP! TURTLE SOUP. MOUSE RICE VINEGAR! SEWER RAT IN WINE! YEAH!
Posted by: Francis | August 17, 2005 04:28 PM
Maann are you chinese or what Dorky? you see animal, you see food.Okay...you're NEVER gonna meet my dog (if I do get one someday, that is). Then again, I know how much you dislike dogs. Ha!
Posted by: Piggy | August 17, 2005 10:45 PM
aww I like turtles.
well u are not the only one with mice. we have mice at work now. for reals. i saw one run across the back of my desk. eww.
Posted by: june | August 18, 2005 09:48 PM
It MUST be MICE season this month or something because last night Papapork just saw a mice ran out of our bedroom, then we saw another one in the kitchen pantry that ran across and down behind my fridge too!! Aaahhh!! Can you believe that? We've called pest control already and I can't wait till they come. I'm so grossed out and FREAKED out at the same time. Aarrgh!
Posted by: Piggy | August 19, 2005 10:43 AM
too long and too much to interpert and to understand, thanks for sharing.
Posted by: Wen | August 18, 2006 10:48 PM